•I have nothing profound to add on that odd topic besides
reaffirming my commitment to skeptical methodology in all things, not sci-fi
wishful thinking -- but the whole subject area does leave one with odd earthly
questions even if one dismisses aliens as an explanation. For instance: could it be blimps?
I mean, triangular black military spy blimps might explain
many of the better-corroborated sightings of recent decades (the ones that
don’t sound like some sort of ball-lightning orbs, that is). And it may be no
coincidence that there were sightings reported in newspapers (check out this
list) all the way back into the late nineteenth century (and this prior to
the twentieth-century development of blimps as we know them) that tended
instead to be cigar-shaped, if you see what I’m thinking. Or maybe it was just hoaxes
from the age of yellow journalism inspired by Jules Verne’s amazing zeppelin
villain from Master of the World. But
who knows.
You have to admit, it would be interesting just to discover
an early, largely secret phase of blimp history, though. And proto-blimp
history is already pretty weird. I mean, check out this real-world history note
from Wikipedia before you try telling me the world needs steampunk:
In 1784 Jean-Pierre
Blanchard fitted a hand-powered propeller to a balloon, the first recorded
means of propulsion carried aloft. In 1785 he crossed the English Channel in a
balloon equipped with flapping wings for propulsion and a birdlike tail for
steering.
•So there are far
weirder things in this world than the LibertyFest gathering of libertarians I
briefly checked out in Greenpoint on Saturday, despite that event having Jimmy McMillan of “The Rent Is Too Damn High”
fame at it, among others.
For starters in addressing that problem, though no one is
going to listen to my notions about this, I would abolish all public property,
which would at least eliminate sad
bureaucratic messes like this one involving art by kids (h/t Kevin Walsh of
Forgotten NY). Later, we can review the government’s black ops budget to see if
they’re overspending on silent spy blimps.
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