BOOK/FILM NOTE: High Times, “Argo,” “Red Dawn,” and Occupy

•If you think yesterday’s blog entry (about Katie Pavlich’s book alleging the government made no serious effort to track the guns sold in Operation: Fast and Furious) was unsettling, consider  the darker theory pushed by Steven Hager writing in the January 2013 issue of High Times (I may be moderating a panel featuring one of their editors).  He argues that Fast and Furious seems to have been merely a case of the U.S. trying to aid one drug cartel against another (specifically, the Sinaloa against the Zeta). 

Perhaps no (legal) takedowns of anyone, then, were intended, just a choice between evils that makes voting Democrat or Republican look like a pleasant task.  Meanwhile, beauty queens being tight with drug gangs in Mexico, Miss Sinaloa’s death is being reported this week, as is the murder of a heroic and repeatedly-targeted mayor (and mother) who resisted the drug cartels.

Legalize – not just in Colorado and Washington State but everywhere – and this carnage, far more damaging than drugs themselves, ends. 

•In the meantime, who needs Red Dawn when we have a real war on the Southern border? 

Nonetheless, I saw that goofy-but-enjoyable film this week, along with the vastly superior Argo, which is probably the best movie of the year – and close to my heart, since I was one of the kids who read and believed the publicity back in 1980 for the sci-fi movie that the CIA was pretending to produce in order to move in and out of Iran.  Though it’s not mentioned in Argo, they even hired comics artist Jack Kirby back in the day to help plan god costumes and designs for an amusement park, basing it all on the great Roger Zelazny novel Lord of Light, which is actually Hindu-influenced rather than Iranian-influenced.

Speaking of which, in a sign of how much times have changed since the original Red Dawn, the group I saw the remake with included a libertarian Indian immigrant and a couple guys, one a gung-ho Wall Streeter, who (really) train with guns and bows more because the U.S. government makes them nervous than because they fear the North Koreans (or whoever).  More strangely, it looked at one point as if we might be joined by a Russian-born ex-broker who now works for the U.N.  I’m not sure she even saw the irony. 

•Comparably politically eclectic is the cast of characters from Occupy Wall Street who Bobby Black describes meeting in that aforementioned January 2013 issue of High Times.  The movement began in downtown Manhattan (mere blocks from the tall, twisty new Frank Gehry skyscraper seen nearby in a pic I took), but as Black explains, by July 4, 2012, ten months later, it had convened a faux constitutional convention in Philadelphia (about two hours away).  And they weren’t all just Marxist hippies.

Black, with a mixture of amusement and pride at being a participant, describes the stubborn, wheelchair-bound but admirably anti-Americans with Disabilities Act libertarian named Robert he met, as well as a self-proclaimed dreds-wearing “conservative” named Kronos (not to be confused with the giant invading alien machine Kronos).  Kronos was angry that conservatives’ desires weren’t part of the Declaration-like agenda put together in Philly.  Bobby argued with him at one point, defending the status of his own faith – Wicca – as a religion, leading conservative Kronos to confess he is himself a pagan, helping them to bond. 

On that bridge-building note, let us look forward to similar lessons in coexistence in the form of a few book and film entries during December, which will be a “Month of Dogmatism” on this now lower-frequency but still wise blog.  

BOOK NOTE: “Fast and Furious” by Katie Pavlich

The Phillips Foundation gave me a copy of Fast and Furious: Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal and the Shameless Cover-Up by Katie Pavlich, and I later gave it to a gun aficionado I know, planning to track its location and take him down if he misuses the book, but then I got distracted by other stuff, so, eh, you know, whatever.  (In fact, I passed it along at an art show featuring odd works by Max Eisenberg such as the ones seen in the nearby photo.)

Seriously, though, even if you thought it was in theory a good idea for the U.S. government to sell lots of guns to Mexican drug cartels (many that went on to be used in actual murders) in hopes of tracking them later and busting their users (not a manifestly impossible thing), and even if no net increase in deaths occurred as a result of Operation: Fast and Furious (a possibility I suggested to Pavlich myself, since every good gun rights defender knows that guns that can’t be bought by Route A will likely just be bought via Route B anyway), and even if you’re naive enough to think that Attorney General Eric Holder would never lie, you should be troubled by the fact that the government does not in fact seem to have made any serious effort to track the guns later. 

As Pavlich recounts, one agent was so alarmed by this neglect that he stuck a tracking device of his own in one of the guns, though it later stopped operating.  Making matters worse, it appears that even while the Obama administration was actively encouraging gun dealers to keep selling to Mexican criminals – even telling the dealers not to be alarmed when they dutifully reported their concerns to the government – the administration was seizing the opportunity to publicly condemn the very same flow of guns to Mexico, implying that gun dealers cannot be trusted (and your government can). 

Given the lapdog press’s eager role in sanitizing all this, I’m rather pleased to see Fast and Furious whistleblower John Dodson suing the New York Times for libel.  Obviously, the press has the right to be wrong, and few such suits succeed, but I’m not against libel laws when the mistakes are sufficiently knowing, vicious, and damaging.  Such suits may be an important tool of resistance, given the increasingly disturbing and monolithic role played by the establishment press in aiding the government in its crimes – and given the press’s ever more brazenly partisan nature.

(There was much joking online, for example, about the contrast between the press’s immediate post-election freakout over Rubio’s agnosticism about creationism and their total silence over Obama’s own agnosticism, worded in almost the same way, on the same topic.  Luckily, that’s a mostly-silly issue that doesn’t tend to get anyone killed.  The government can’t stop evolution, not even with a full-fledged nuclear war.) 

Polls and punditry suggest the left loves it when Obama stops compromising and “plays hardball,” though they shouldn’t kid themselves that this just means being hyper-idealistic.  It may also mean things like holding the threat of releasing scandalous info over Petraeus’s head back in September to get him to soft-peddle his criticism of the administration over the Benghazi attacks. 

Government is bullying, secrecy, ineptitude, organized crime, inefficiency, and the public’s misplaced philosophical hopes all at the same time.  We would be better off without it, whether here or in Latin America.  (Of course, sometimes you can’t blame cops for deviating from protocol a bit, as in this darkly amusing 911 call.)

BOOK NOTE: The election and Joan Walsh’s “What the Matter with White People?”

What do conservatives do next after this month’s election results? 

I suppose I should be grateful that despite the fact that in the last few months of the campaign Romney and Obama almost turned the election into a big government-vs.-capitalism referendum (which at this juncture in history it probably ought to have been and which I would have taken firmer sides on), many are concluding that it was in large part the small (and greatly exaggerated) handful of sex-focused social conservatives who ruined everything for the Republicans, rescuing Obama from the econ-oriented vagina dentata of defeat.

I would much rather have Republicans (in accordance with the master plan!) turn toward libertarianism as a solution (as even neoconservative Jennifer Rubin suggests they might in this cautiously pro-Rand Paul piece) than turn even farther toward welfare-statism (as John Podhoretz seems to do when he writes, “The exit-poll question [Romney] lost most definitively to Obama was about which of them ‘cares about the problems of people like me.’  Obama won it by a staggering 81–17”) or just toward greater mushiness, as the King of Mush, David Brooks, seems to do with some of the names in his column lauding what he considers to be the new crop of conservative big thinkers (though there are many people on the list I admire, including Tim Carney). 

Given the fact that two flourishing strains of libertarianism right now (contrary to what we might have expected prior to Bush) seem to be the paleolibertarian and the (more or less) left-libertarian varieties, not the establishment-rationalizing varieties, we should be grateful for writers like Dan McCarthy (self-proclaimed Tory Anarchist) reframing traditionalism itself as a diversity- and liberty-affirming thing.  The “tradition is simple and now it shall be imposed by force” approach of, say, your average Santorum fan is both ahistorical and electorally doomed (so let’s get back to econ, I say, but I realize people have a range of other interests, including vaginas). 

As for me, post-election I’m trying to spend less time online in part so I get some real paying work done and don’t starve but also because the Internet just shows you how many endless arguments all the people you like are having with each other, and it’s wearying.  Hell, given dumb things they said or did, I end the election season vowing to boycott Joss Whedon/the Avengers, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, and The Simpsons, though none of these are big losses (life is short). 

I’m not boycotting the entire sixth or so of the population that voted for Obama (and let us not exaggerate: it was only about that many, and they had their reasons), just a handful whose support for him was so gratuitous that it interfered with their creativity and did so in an obnoxious way.  I once assumed everyone looked at old films of servile subjects idolizing FDR and his ilk (singing and dancing for the vaunted leader, etc.) and considered those long-ago performers pitiable and naive, lacking in our era’s healthy skepticism and sense of irony.  Apparently, I was dangerously wrong.

And what are we to make of the fact that purportedly society-dominating whites voted for Romney over Obama by about 3 to 2 and still lost?  That’s where Joan Walsh comes in, so I went to see her talk two days ago.

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I genuinely do not want whites to start turning into another ethno-obsessive grievance group (that way lies real trouble for everyone), but precisely because of that, I hope the left doesn’t get too fond of the triumphalist meme about demographic diversity dooming those laughable old white men (Romney, as I think we all know, was an Ivy League New England moderate, for crying out loud – that’s part of the reason the right and I weren’t so in love with him – so if we start regarding even him as akin to a Klansman, we really must be living in an unrecognizably and overwhelmingly left-wing nation, and I don’t think that’s quite true, not just yet).

Salon.com editor Joan Walsh claims to be nudging

Mostly offline (but watch for Book Notes -- and bigger things)

In the grand scheme of things, elections are an arbitrary, overrated chronological dividing line – but this month’s are as apt a time as any to make good on my long-threatened hermitage from the Net.  I’ll mostly stop blogging, Facebook-updating, Facebook-group-participating, tweeting, and even e-mailing for now – except to notify people about once a month of the latest Dionysium event (and probably to review a book or film once in a while).

I won’t be idle – on the contrary, the times demand more focused attention on larger-scale projects (articles, ghostwriting, etc. – to which I’m happy to add something FOR YOU if you pay me).  If I am to rescue this culture, I must perform labors grander even than the ones imagined by those who preceded me in the Crif Dogs bathroom seen in the adjacent photos.

Here are a dozen things to consider in my quasi-absence:

(1) My e-mail address remains the same (first name last name at Earthlink dot net) despite my profile picture getting another update, as seen above.  I will try to bombard you less but will still be receiving and will probably notice messages via that medium faster than others. 

(2) I have learned important things during my comparatively short two years of using Facebook and Twitter, lessons about linearity and argumentation and how both break down under the pressures and speed of modern media, lessons applicable to incipient new projects.  It probably also makes it easier to follow a movie like Cloud Atlas (which I liked – as I did Skyfall, though both got negative reviews from contrarian Kyle Smith). 

Still, having been joke-exiled from a notorious anarcho-capitalist Facebook page in the past few days makes this seem like a good time to quit all Facebook pages and warn the world that it may take me a while to respond to messages and requests sent via that double-edged, loved/hated medium. 

(3) Without YouTube, I would not have been able to relive the moment in the Young Americans for Liberty debate I moderated in which New Jersey professor Grover Furr said he had yet to find “one crime” that Stalin had committed.

(4) And yet, if irked libertarians tried to get him fired for saying that, one other libertarian would likely defend him (and anyone threatened with expulsion from a publicly-funded, First Amendment-bound university for unpopular ideas), namely Greg Lukianoff, who warns against campus censorship in his new book Unlearning Liberty, all proceeds from which go to the speech-defending group FIRE.

(5) I’m just pleased I was invited back on the little Web show Rew and Who last week. 

(6) I’ll try to cut back on sending wacky links via e-mail, too, but I noticed my friend Scott Nybakken doing so a bit more than usual and citing my example, so my legacy lives on.  Of course, maybe none of us should send wacky e-mail messages now that the government – starting with the Democratic Senate – wants to read our e-mails without warrants. 

If they do so, I would imagine there will be many meetings in the near future involving government bureaucrats saying, “Why, these people hate us!  The ingrates!  What’s wrong with them?”

(7) As some of my Facebook pals subversively-comedically “troll” each other, I ask them to remember and honor the world’s most important troll religion, now over thirty years old: the Church of the SubGenius, whose out-of-the-blue ad on MTV startled the world twenty years ago.  (It can’t be considered the first troll religion, though, not if that ancient snake-puppet cult Alan Moore follows counts.  Rev. Jen Miller’s Troll Museum is a totally separate phenomenon.)

(8) I blogged almost daily (about two days out of three, really) from the Republicans’ ouster from Congress after the 2006 elections through the re-election of Obama in 2012.  The one encouraging thing I’ll say about that span of time is that it began with the Republicans barely aware that they were entering a period in the wilderness (with the wars continuing and the financial crisis on the horizon) but ends with many of them talking about libertarianism as a possible route out (and about a possible Rand Paul 2016 presidential run – not that any one politician or election can solve our problems, as even some liberals may now realize, despite four years of truly shocking, self-abasing hero-worship on their part). 

A recent New Hampshire state legislature election – between two roommates from the libertarian Free State Project – is more the sort of election I’d like to see in the future, if indeed we must have elections at all.  The anarchist defeated the minarchist, calling him a statist. 

And he’s right, you know.  Civilized people do not govern one another.  I must make a more concerted effort in the years ahead to teach mainstream Americans the basics of anarcho-capitalist thinking, which is, after all, just basic commonsense economics. 

On the bright side, I finally realized that Obama reminds me of Tuvok (not Tupac), and there’s some reassurance in that.  At least we are sometimes oppressed by geeks.

(9) Not only am I so geeky that I’ll still be posting Dionysium and Book Notes entries here while mostly “offline,” the truth is that I already know what the theme of next month’s book entries will be.  So be here for my “Month of Dogmatism,” as we look at an article on that subject from Critical Review plus the books The Righteous Mind and the olive-branch-extending Free Market Fairness. 

(10) You could read Jean-Paul Sartre’s blog on the days when mine is inactive.  

Hey, it’s funnier than Andy Borowitz.  Everything is.  The only way I can explain the complete absence of jokes from his pieces is that he is actively hoping people will mistake his “parodic” news pieces for real ones, providing the dupes with additional ammunition against the Republicans.  Facts don’t matter much to the left anyway.  Why should they matter to a man falsely claiming to be a humorist, or to his readers?  One would hope the absence of both facts and jokes mattered to his editors, but apparently that is not the case. 

(11) Since my real message is basic econ and its implications for individual freedom (and why government must be abolished), you could also occupy yourselves with CEI’s great six-minute I, Pencil: The Movie, based on the classic essay (itself reportedly inspired by meditation in turn influenced by LSD culture) explaining the unplanned yet interconnected nature of a market economy.

If people do not take basic econ lessons like that to heart, this really will be the fate of the nation – and your mindless love of labor unions will not trump math.

I question whether even Nobelists need to know math, given Krugman’s recent praise of the days of 91% tax rates.  And so I need to consider more seriously how best to explain to a credentials-worshiping world that I do in fact have a better understanding of economics than this Nobel Prize winner.  (Let the rich make money, then take almost all of it away?  Sure, why not?  Can’t see how that would affect incentives at all or might have proven unsustainable in the long run if it had endured more than a few years, Paul.  You’re a genius.  Why do the evil Republicans keep mounting their irrational attacks on you?  They must know there are no other countries, such as Canada, to which a businessman could easily flee these days – more easily than ever, in fact – if threatened with 91% tax rates.) 

(12) They can put you in jail for breaking their laws.  They can’t (yet) jail you for changing your mind.  Do it. 

If you are a liberal (in the modern, welfare-statist sense): change this very moment. 

And if you are a libertarian or conservative, do not despair over the next four years.  We are seeing some phenomena that are better than a Romney presidency likely would have been.  Not only is Rand Paul talked about as a new force to be reckoned with in the Senate (pushing spending cuts, drug legalization, fewer wars, and immigration reform) but we have petitions from multiple states urging secession.  Fantastic.  Given our federalist system, that may be our best hope anyway.

And there’s the whole Petraeus/Middle East multilayered mess to watch.  Who ever would’ve thought we’d enter this President’s second term asking how much he knew about the al Qaeda attacks of September 11 and when – and what the role of the FBI and the CIA were in the disaster?

And if you are a believer in the paranormal, you can also change your mind.

The second most important thing I learned about humanity from spending a lot of time online over the past couple years (after learning that people have a lot of stupid political arguments) is that no amount of terrible YouTube videos, no matter how blurry and Rorschach-blot-like, will ever convince people that we lack good evidence for Bigfoot or UFOs.  Luckily, just as the James Randi Educational Foundation offers a prize of over $1 million for any demonstration of paranormal powers and finds (surprise!) no takers, Spike TV now offers $10 million for irrefutable Bigfoot evidence (as a promo for their new show 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty).  Not holding my breath.  (I will also offer you $20 trillion for evidence there’s a God.)

But why waste time with imaginary nonsense when the real world is so rich with phenomena like these back-scratching “dancing” bears?  The Web has also taught me that bears are surprisingly good at waving.  So maybe there is more to life than cat videos, and now I must go live it.

Todd on Web TV today

I'll be on the punk-friendly Web show Rew and Who's UStream here at 5:15pm Eastern, mainly reacting to the election: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rew-who?rmalang=en_US

It Must All Seem So New

I'll bet for sufficiently psychologicallly-insightful writer types, there can be few experiences that make you feel older than watching early twentysomethings do half-comedic onstage presentations (of which there are a million in this town) featuring some sort of endearingly-stiff inter-host repartee like:

BILL: Oh...kaaaay...well.  We have a big show for you tonight.

BOB [even more stiffly]: At least we think it's big.

BILL: We will try.  We will try, anyway, to bring you a big show.  We have the big audio-visual set-up, you can plainly see.  Isn't that right, Bob?

BOB: It certainly is.

It always sort of works...and the audience does not know that it seems familiar and funny because, just like toddlers still fascinated by the basic mechanics of walking, they, as twentysomethings, are still learning the basic mechanics of things like speaking formally and addressing large groups.  And in time it will all be rote or instinctual -- and not so funny or new anymore.

And then either they will stop going to such comedy shows or, in some cynical cases, they will decide they can make jokes that way themselves throughout an entire career as a sitcom writer -- though on some level they'll know they're squeezing out product from a tube for younger, more naive minds much like fiftysomething, balding record execs hiring ex-Mousketeers to make simple music for teens.

But meanwhile, the comedy audiences will tell themselves they are really the first generation ever to laugh at this sort of self-aware stiffness and awkwardness -- because all prior generations must have lacked irony and perspective, possibly lacked intelligence itself.  And the teens buying the ex-Mousketeer music will think they invented the music all on their own -- and that all prior generations must have lacked taste.

And the stiff, awkward, self-congratulatory process will never end, just as the left keeps thinking it has invented anew the idea of replacing markets with central planning in the name of a newfound compassion (this time for sure).

Though they are rarer than pro-government and pro-church documents, there are notes from scribes centuries old marveling at the stupid things people do and believe -- and wondering if the future will be any different.  And it won't, not really.

Left-Libertarianism and Liberal-tarianism’s Distinct Errors

In BleedingHeartLibertarians.com's symposium on "left-libertarianism," Steve Horwitz argues that some in that camp are guilty, ironically, of both (A) denouncing too many aspects of capitalism in order to please the left and (B) blaming too many of those aspects on government in order to prove their own (especially pure) libertarian credentials.

It's not very libertarian (and certainly not very bourgeois-friendly) to denounce most of society until utopia comes – as some of the more radical libertarians I know may sometimes be prone to do (and selective denunciation leads to weird, fashionable outcomes not so different than those that occur when some paleolibertarian types denounce, say, the biotech firm Monsanto but do so only by grasping for libertarian rationales that could as easily be used to condemn almost any firm in the current mixed economy and will likely be used to attack different targets if and when public paranoia over biotech passes).

I think the separate and more familiar group of "liberal-tarians" make a comparable mistake but not quite the same one, namely denouncing aspects of society the left doesn't like and declaring it a necessary part of libertarianism to make such denunciations – even without demonstrating that those things are caused by government (and not fully articulating why else we must denounce them, aside from highly contestable, mostly unspoken, left-liberal assumptions about what aspects of autonomy all good-hearted, enlightened people value or which aspects of non-violent, non-governmental social pressure all good-hearted, enlightened people condemn – without quite daring to take the bizarre position that people cannot exert any kind of even voluntary pressure, such as whining, on one another).

So the left-libertarians may blame too many things on government, and the liberal-tarians may simply be directing blame at too may things in general, without carefully tracing the causes of those things.  Yet the default social patterns of an unharassed bourgeoisie might well be the most utile patterns, long-term – to present a complex, more right-libertarian (and more widely-held) view in one short sentence.

Dionysium tonight, Todd TV Friday, Bond and Wachowskis forever

•I enjoyed both Cloud Atlas and Skyfall, though the latter’s nicely-done opening-credits music sequence reminded me that the previous Bond movie started with one of Jack White’s biggest mistakes – and a side effect was that we never heard the song Shirley Bassey recorded for Quantum of Solace, which would have been #4 for the aged Ms. Bassey, and that’d be kinda cool. 

The year’s cinematic espionage isn’t over for me, though – now to see Argo and, next month, Zero Dark Thirty, about spies fighting Iranians and bin Laden, respectively.

•That reminds me: this week brings both Veteran’s Day and Islamic New Year, so tonight is the perfect time to join us at Muchmore’s (tonight at 9:30 at 2 Havemeyer St. near the Bedford Ave. stop in Williamsburg) for a multi-faction DIONYSIUM panel reacting to the election: Occupy participant Karanja “Speshul K” Gacuca (privately favoring Obama), Maine GOP senatorial candidate’s daughter Tricia Summers, Lawyers for Obama co-founder Vijay Dewan, and Libertarian Party writer for Gary Johnson Jeremy Kareken.

•I will mainly just be moderating, though it is tempting to weigh in and note how badly we need education in economics to prevent disasters like Obama (or, for example, Bush) from happening.  These are just a few obscure Twitter users, but see how they take potential layoffs caused by Obamacare as a sign that the businesses involved are simply slackers and shirkers – rather than economic agents striving always to make as much money as they can under adverse conditions.  This is Soviet thinking, and I no longer think it likely to lead to non-Soviet ends. 

In short: if economic regulations have consequences, liberals say: shoot the messenger, not the regulators.  No longer profitable for you to keep hiring people?  You should do it anyway.  You thought you went into business because there was the chance to profit?  Nope, your new job is to keep doing what you do even when it’s not worth it to you, to keep up appearances and make Obama look good.  Your employees don’t come in to work out of charity, but you should keep striving to come up with ways to cope with increasingly burdensome regulations just out of a sense of public duty.  There isn’t much hope for this country until far more people learn basic econ. 

I’m reminded that a purported “comedienne” who unfriended me has been exulting for days online about how Obama being reelected means evil Republicans being justly harmed and means cultural and economic bigotry taking a hit and – as if responding to price signals is another version of hating gay people.  (Moved your business to another state so you could survive the tax burden and expand instead of contract?  Want well-run private schools instead of badly-run government ones?  You must hate the poor, you monster.  Liberals have the obviously-best policies, after all, so it can’t be that you honestly disagree with them.) 

I admit that I (far more plausibly yet far more reluctantly) do worry that by trying to treat leftists civilly in the decades during which I’ve lived among them in the Northeast, I’ve contributed to the harm these people do instead of enlightening them – but I by contrast will keep at it instead of cutting them off.  Cut them off and I might accomplish nothing at all.

•In fact, I’ll surely talk to a leftist or two when I give my own reactions to the election (and to tonight’s Dionysium panel) on the Web show Rew and Who?  And you can watch me doing so here or live and in person (say hello) this Friday at 5:15 Eastern at Branded Saloon (at 603 Vanderbilt Ave. at the corner of Bergen Ave. in Brooklyn, near the B, Q, and C).  Clips will likely be posted later here.  

DIONYSIUM (11/12): Post-Election Panel (and YOU mouthing off in the audience)

Todd Seavey hosts a DIONYSIUM panel on reactions to the election featuring:

•TRICIA SUMMERS, daughter of Maine's Republican Senate candidate

•KARANJA GACUCA a.k.a. "SPESHUL K," Wall Streeter turned Occupier who

personally favored Obama

•VIJAY DEWAN, skepticism activist and co-founder of Lawyers for Obama

•JEREMY KAREKEN, writer for Libertarian Party presidential candidate Gary

Johnson

And more.

It's MON., NOV. 12, 9:30pm at the performance space at MUCHMORE's (2

Havemeyer St. at the corner of N. 9th St. in Williamsburg, just three blocks

east of the first L stop into Brooklyn from Manhattan, which is the Bedford

Ave. stop).  Entry to Muchmore's is free and they sell craft beers.  Join us

and be heard.  And feel free to, y'know, forward. 

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P.S. Some might consider following my example and attending the 7:15pm Empiricist League event hosted by Lefty Leibowitz beforehand at nearby Public Assembly (70 N. 6th St.), about possible world-ending scenarios, before heading over to the 9:30pm Dionysium at Muchmore's.

P.P.S. And a few of you, like me, may have gone to a Stossel taping, an Atlas Network event, and the Bastiat Awards (sponsored by Reason and in my case provided with a couple seats by the Phillips Foundation), but you can rest up over the week and be ready for more politics by Monday, I’m sure.  

7 Sorry Statements on Election Day

Here are my apologies to seven distinct groups, in descending order of nobility, prior to me taking a big vacation from the Internet, political squabbling, and other time-consuming activities, commencing right after the election. 

1. I apologize to Manhattanites, who are more reluctant to take the L subway one stop into Williamsburg than you might think, despite its obvious hip allure. 

Nonetheless, the DIONSYIUM could use a couple more politically-active panelists for our fast-approaching Mon., Nov. 12 (9:30pm) post-election panel (we could use a mainstream, Romney-boosting Republican right now, and a Greenish or Progressive leftist too far left to vote for Obama might be interesting), SO E-MAIL ME NOW (at gmail with a dot between my first name and correctly-spelled last name) IF YOU CAN VOLUNTEER TODAY.

I would like to resist the temptation for the libertarians to just argue among themselves, though we certainly can.  In fact...

2. I apologize to the liberal-tarians.  Or at least, I think the left-libertarian symposium that they’re doing as I type this over on BleedingHeartLibertarians.com is likely to prove there are interesting distinctions between the left-libertarians and the liberal-tarians, the latter of whom I have more often sparred with. 

Still, sadly, you could create a fuller taxonomy of libertarian types that was defined largely by each faction’s obvious errors.  One way to put it would be to say:

•Left-libertarians think that other radical movements are their friends.

•Liberal-tarians think that the welfare state, with tweaks, is their friend.

•Reason-style “lifestyle libertarians” think that sex-and-drug-loving liberals are their friends.

•“Mainstream” libertarians focused on “fiscal conservatism” often think the Republicans are their friends.

•Libertarian Party loyalists think American voters and citizens are their friends.

In truth, of course, libertarians do not have friends.  The principled-non-voter libertarians may come closest to understanding this, though they sometimes have imaginary friends (and enemies). 

Seriously, though, if those of us voting Gary Johnson today help keep Romney from the White House, it will be interesting to see if we retain any friends at all, though we’ll at least get some publicity and possibly tee up a far more consequential Rand Paul 2016 run.  And indeed, I think Rand Paul’s improbable but promising coalition of Tea Party, libertarian, Republican, paleoconservative, and antiwar folk may, for all its imperfections, be the most promising route to (eventual) victory since the late lamented Reagan coalition that shaped my teenage mind. 

Of course, if Romney wins, the more moderate and mainstream fiscal-conservative approach (rather Reagan-like) may carry the day.  If he does not, he almost immediately becomes as irrelevant as McCain – and the infighting begins in earnest. 

I’ll say this for Mitt, though, whether he is poised for an exit or a first term in the Oval Office: his opponents have mainly gotten traction by painting him as an icon of the dreaded “1%,” but sooner or later everyone across the political spectrum is going to have get better at understanding and articulating the fact that the real wealth of the 1% is not their stuff – nor is that what we should be trying to spread around to the masses – but rather their habits, which (no matter how stupid these people may be individually, and many are) are the real keys to wealth production – and are fragile social practices that can be destroyed through bad incentives such as teaching people that governmental pull, not entrepreneurial creativity, is the route to success.  

We owe it to humanity to teach everyone to act rich, crudely put – and not to teach the rich to act like welfare recipients instead.  Civilization is not a place or a heap of stuff.  It’s a set of practices – including rights and commerce.  If we destroy those practices, we’re going to starve and die. 

3. I apologize to writers.  Perhaps I should be honing my craft, as once-central liberal-tarians Will Wilkinson and Kerry Howley have semi-exited politics to do, perhaps wisely (though they are among a few acquaintances of mine to praise an essay about writerly inspiration that was decorated with the comet-riding unicorn seen above, which is dismaying).  To compensate for obsessing over politics more than art, I hereby offer one small piece of advice for writers, to help elevate the craft:

HINT FOR WRITERS: Please don’t create a movie, book, or TV series based on the premise that a mysterious Event occurs that will take many seasons (or the full length of the film) to understand and in the meantime leaves a small, random assortment of seemingly-ordinary people superpowered, amnesiac, stuck on an island, or otherwise cut off from the rest of society while pursued by a mysterious government, corporate, or occult conspiracy.

4. My apologies to BIGFOOT if he exists.  Indeed, while I am a skeptic and do not believe in any paranormal or supernatural phenomena whatsoever, I’ve long said that if one such phenomenon turned out to be real, Bigfoot would in some sense be the least shocking, since a big damn ape at least wouldn’t require rewriting physics or anything (the way a God or telekinesis certainly would). 

But turning from the hard facts to the psychology of such things for a moment: why, why, why would anyone watch a video like this and think that “Guy in a black jacket stands up” is a less likely explanation than “Honest-to-gosh mythical man-ape is captured on (another surprisingly crappy) video”?  They should do psych tests where they prime people with different narratives including “Watch this footage of a guy in a black jacket standing up” or for that matter “Watch the people freak when this bear gets up on its hind legs” and see whether anyone still leaps to “Bigfoot” as the likely explanation.

5. My apologies to everyone with whom I’ve fought over questions such as how hard unions suck, and in your honor, here’s one of my favorite Blondie videos, for “Union City Blue.”

6. My apologies to perverts.  I know it can’t be easy.  It has to be confusing being a pervert and/or feminist at this juncture in history, with so little left to combat in the way of tradition.  Indeed, it’s been left-wing pervs in each of the past few decades – think of Madonna, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga – who’ve depicted themselves handcuffed, etc., and been coldly callous about sex.  But then feminists blame conservatives for these sorts of brutal attitudes, even though conservatives are usually encouraging very different sorts of activities, such as chaperoned dating, avoiding premarital sex, or sending Valentine’s Day cards. 

If something creepy is happening, it has to be the right that gets the blame, in short, no matter how complicated the Mobius strip that redirects the blame there.  I can only imagine the tensions that must exist within the mind of the average burlesque performer in this town.  But I shouldn’t.

7. My apologies to all the non-human species I find so little time to write about, like my family’s recently-deceased cat Pepper, the cats beloved by some of my anarcho-capitalist friends, and that doggy burned to a shadow-like smudge by downed electrical wires during hurricane Sandy.  At least during the past year and a half of Facebook and Twitter use (which I’ll now largely curtail in favor of book-writing, air conditioner repair, or some other more substantive outlet), I did find time to link to many cat videos.  Here’s a kitty climbing a chair, and he shows the potential to become as curious, bold, and clumsy as Pepper himself.