Obama/Ass Controversy: Drudge vs. The Matrix

Drudge still has that photo of Obama seemingly checking out a Brazilian teen’s butt atop his site, even though ABC has shown footage suggesting that Sarkozy noticed her but that Obama was innocently turning to offer his arm to that other woman descending the stairs behind him.  One of my co-workers suggests that this is a good reminder that “the Matrix can be deceiving.”  And in that spirit, I offer for the first time anywhere footage, shot by the Wachowski Brothers, of how the events in question at the G-8 summit really went down.