Monday, August 18, 2008

SPECIAL BULLETIN: I Am Not Dead

But apparently, the other Todd James Seavey (perhaps the only other Todd James Seavey?) passed away last week, days after me blathering about aging and birthdays.  Rest in peace, my namesake.

I wonder what would happen if I tried to steal his identity now?

6 comments:

jenny said...

you would have 3 children.

Todd Seavey said...

Well, someone would have to help me run my restaurant and construction businesses in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. And I’ll bet I could get an invite to the GOP convention.

Maybe if I had it all to do over I should have done things his way: the snowmobiles, NASCAR…

Caitlin said...

You would be receiving SPAM gift baskets for your birthday and holidays. Austin is where SPAM was invented.

Yancey Ward said...

The only one? Doubtful. How many Yancey David Wards do you think there are in the US?

Todd Seavey said...

Precisely two, if I can get the glue on this fake passport to stick properly…

The New Todd Seavey said...

Yes, that would now make two.