SPECIAL BULLETIN: I Am Not Dead
But apparently, the other Todd James Seavey (perhaps the only other Todd James Seavey?) passed away last week, days after me blathering about aging and birthdays. Rest in peace, my namesake.
I wonder what would happen if I tried to steal his identity now?
you would have 3 children.
jenny | 2:29 pm on the 18th of August, 2008
Well, someone would have to help me run my restaurant and construction businesses in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. And I’ll bet I could get an invite to the GOP convention.
Maybe if I had it all to do over I should have done things his way: the snowmobiles, NASCAR…
Todd Seavey | 2:34 pm on the 18th of August, 2008
You would be receiving SPAM gift baskets for your birthday and holidays. Austin is where SPAM was invented.
Caitlin | 2:56 pm on the 18th of August, 2008
The only one? Doubtful. How many Yancey David Wards do you think there are in the US?
Yancey Ward | 5:07 pm on the 18th of August, 2008
Precisely two, if I can get the glue on this fake passport to stick properly…
Todd Seavey | 5:09 pm on the 18th of August, 2008
Yes, that would now make two.
The New Todd Seavey | 10:51 am on the 19th of August, 2008